A Standard Issue Killing Round ('02) |
Jonty's remarks have been edited for clarity, as exposure to the horrors of M$-Word and essay deadlines have obviously scrambled his wits. When last I saw him was sitting in a tree, giggling and ringing a small ornimental bell. Alcohol might help.
Starting at about 12 noon on Monday the 23rd of September, this veritable buffet of bodies and local hitman talent will dominate the vast majority the university as well as your pitiful lives, for about one week, or until there is only one man left standing. He or she will then be shot for ruining my fun...
It will be, at the request of several insignificant, yet disturbingly large, people, a regular list round (you know, three lists, lots of plebs, the dictator, list links at the bottom and top, etc).
Sign-ups will commence thursday the 19th, at about 9:30 am, and will continue till I have a list full of losers, and monday noon rolls around. (Of course, you're not a loser, just everyone else)
You may sign up via E-mail if you wish; mail Venomcat@Hotmail.com
I have been informed that his excellency, a man of indominitable will and character, Mr-Dictator-sir shall be playing on the monday as well as the tuesday, so there will be extra karma for anyone who succeeds in wiping that chupa-chup filled grin off his face (see, the poor lad is obviously mad - webmonkey).
I believe that is all that needs to be said. Any questions, don't hesitate to ask. Of course, if they're stupid questions, you will be beaten before receiving an answer.
If you wish to contact me, I will be in the LCR, or the Smoker's Cafe (Ilam Cafe) for the rest of the forseeable future.