An auction is to be held on the evening of the Friday the 26th, where one can purchase slaves of the highest quality.

• The auction itself will be held once an appropriate sized mob has arrived.
• The auction will be run by Mell, who, as auctioneer has final discretion on all sales issues.
• Bids will start at 20c by default, incrementing by 20c, unless specified by auctioneer or bidder in their call.
• All funds from this event will be put towards the punch for the Kaos Perversion party on the 3rd of April.
• Slaves will act suitably obsequious and perform almost any services requested by their new master. Within reason. The Dictator, however, reserves the right to demand a slaves freedom, should inappropriate demands be made. You may even get executed, so keep it seemly. And there will be no refunds. See figure 1 ¹ .
• Of course, a slave might just tell you to see figure 1 anyway, if you want them to do something they don't want to do, and there won't be anything you can do about it. Caveat Empor. What do you expect from a slave called 'Sparticus', anyway?
• Masters will be expected to supply their own props (palm leaves, grapes, palenquin, massage oils, etc)
• Slaves will be sold for a term lasting from the auction, until 2am, unless specified otherwise.

Updated! The final list of slaves up for auction:

• The Grand Vizier
• The Jester.
• The Coroner General.
• Chancellor Schmoo
• Belle (Former Dictator and lingerie model)
• John Morton (Webgeek and amateur fashion designer)
• Chris and Tria - two for the price of one!
• Duncan (aka Gigi, aka Bickies)
• Troyboy (Robbie Williams impersonator)
• Bec (Occasional penguin)

So, come one, come all.. and bring your hard-earned cash.