WHAT IS KAOS?

Most people around campus will tell you we're a bunch of weirdos, who run around university acting the fool. We'll tell you a similar thing except we'll be grinning at the same time.

KAOS is a club dedicated to having fun. whether this involves summoning some of the many and varied denizens of the dungeon dimensions1, partying like there'll be no hangover tomorrow, or charging around campus cackling like a loon, armed only with a slightly leaky water pistol, your wits and a handy description of your target that Q "just happened" to leave lying around when he was distracted by a shiny chocolate fish, chances are you'll someone here who does it as well.

What makes a good KAOS agent, you ask? Well... a sence of humour is a good start, and is a sense of personal hygiene2 and a healthy dose of insanity will go a long way. Basically, don't be a dick or go out of your way to piss people off and you ought to get along fine.

Have fun and don't forget your towel!

KILLING ROUNDS

Q is "officially" responsible for those things called Killing Rounds. This does not mean he has to organise and run them all (you could run one) but it does mean that he's in charge and responsible, for the Killing Rounds at least. This year we'd like to see mmore Killing Rounds, more killing and above all else, more public spectacle.

You will receive bonus points for eliminating your target in ~~cruel and unusual~~ interesting ways. For example, while the tried and true method of sticking a knife into the back of your opponent may kill them, chloroforming them so they can be burnt at the stake in front of the central library will get your serious style points. Think big, think loud and think style, for there is no substitute.

There are a few rules for the Killing Rounds, these avoid injury and embarrassment3. These rules can be found in the Assassins' Guide.

As mentioned above we would like to hold more Killing Rounds that have been seen in recent years, at least one per term, but probably more like three per term, even if they're just one day free-for-alls. There are many types of Killing Rounds, and we hope to use as many of them as possible and perhaps even come up with some new classic themes to be played for years to come. And always remember, the most important thing about a Killing Round is to have fun.