STUNTS

<Hypnovision>You like stunts, you think they're great, you want to act a prat for the amusement of the Great Old Ones4. You will put you hand up and shout "Me! Me! Pick me, I'm young and keen!" whenever the Dictator says he has a cunning plan, no matter how slurred his speech may be at the time.</Hypnovision>

Seriously though, we need to do more stunts. We wouldn't want the other students to get bored now, would we? Past stunts have included the Elevator Tea Party, the Flase Messiah Olympics and the Anti Protest. This year we're planning a little something for Bastille Day, among other things. Hunt down the Dictator for more details. Remember - we want spicy brains and warm bodies for cunning stunts this year.