THE DICTATOR

The Dictator, blessed be his name8, is KAOS' benevolent overlord. He likes plausible deniability, chocolate and silly hats. He dislikes registry9, getting caught, and the semi-permanent nature of pink hair dye. He works tirelessly to save you from the perils of actual work and grades that mean a damn. He does this by getting other people to organise various amusements.

These people make up the KAOS Politburo:

THE QUEEN OF SPADES

The Queen of Spades is neither a queen, nor does she really spade10. It's all a bit of a misnomer, really. Blame the rest of the Politburo. While engaged in not being a queen or spading, Fiona (yes, I do have a name) like to play cards and organise silliness of the stunt variety. If you have MAD 500 SKILLZ or no sense of shame, Fi wants to hear from you. And not just for stunts...