PARTIES

Everyone loves a good party5. Or three. We like to think we're well known for our decadent and deviant parties, shindigs, hootnannies, drinkies and general festivities. There's usually a party a week, and failing that, a drinkies. You can find out about what's on by subscribing to the Party List.

If there's nothing happening in a given weekend, feel free to host a party of your own6.

There is a differnece between a party and a drinkies. Drinkies tend to be smaller and quieter, and usually involve sitting around, engaging in highly intellectual and erudite (read drunk and inane) conversational discourse. Parties however, tend to involve more dancing, music, monkey-like flailing and general craziness.

Party themes come and go, but some just never die. Every year you can expect to see most of the following:

The First Party		A Big One.
The Toga Party		Everyone loves wearing sheets
The Perversion Party		Get your kink on!
The 48 Hour Party		Do we need to explain?
The New Years Party		Of course

GENERAL PARTY ETIQUETTE

Respect the party venue. If you break something, tell a flatmate or politburo member.

Doors that are shut are shut for a reason. Stay out unless you have express permission from a host.

Doing stuff that gets the cops called is generally frowned upon. Riot squads are bad, mmm-kay?

Flaunting your testicles is also somewhat frowned upon.

Don't drink and drive. There's usually crash space available at parties, or sober drivers, or taxis.

Don't overstay your welcome. Arrange crash space with hosts first, don't just assume it'll be available.

Drink responsibly - vomit down a girl's (or boy's) top may result in result in clothing being removed, but not in the way you intended.

A $50 soiling fee applies - double if the soilage involves Tequila7.

No means No. Or the Priestess may hafta smack a bitch. Capice?

These guidlines are in place to ensure maximum enjoyment of your party experience. Thank you and please come again.