KAOS: Manifesto 2007 - Expeditions

EXPEDITIONARY AMBASSADOR AND MINISTER OF PIRATE AFFAIRS

Ahoy!

It's the Expeditionary Ambassador's job on the Politburo to ensure lines of communication in the club and between different branches do not break down14. This role puts me in the position of organising road trips such as Otago KAOS' "Last Weeked" (their version of our 48 Hour Party) and encouraging other branches to come to our events. Trips and events like these cane be a lot of fun15. They are a great way to meet new people and wind down from the stresses of university life.

Secondly, as the Politburos' resident pirate16 (yarr!) I am also the Minister of Pirate Affairs. My aim is to make the pirate presence on campus felt by organising piratey stunts and events. I will also use this position to lobby for much needed dental and health care for our pirate brethren.

Feel free to contact me at pirate@kaos.org.nz

THE WARMASTER

I was once asked "Richard, what is best about KAOS?", to which I replied "Crushing your enemies, seeing them driven before you and hearing the lamentation of their woman." You may have been told "thou shalt not kill." Well, I'm telling you now "Fuck that Shit!" KAOS has many enemies that need to be defeated on the field of glorious combat. Enemies like the neferious Alf's Imperial Army, wretched pirate scum, Communists, Terrorists, Insurgents and even rival KAOS factions like the darstardly KAOS chapter.

To be asked to serve in the KAOS Expeditionary Army is one of the greatest honours that can be achieved in our club, except of course to be killed in the service of the benevolent Dictator. Those killed fighting the bad guys can expect rewards of booze, praise and 72 *cough* virgins *cough* at the next party.

warmaster@kaos.org.nz