It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that Zing!
What |
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Fratricidal warfare between KAOS Canterbury (and
their allies) and KAOS Otago (and their allies) |
Where |
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Jellie Park (Christchurch). |
When |
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Saturday 28th of July, 13:00 (1pm), during the
48 Hour Party |
Why |
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The transfer of power in KAOS seldom runs smooth. |
Synopsis
Approximately 4 months ago,
Lieutenant-Colonel Rat-Bastard
abruptly moved to Dunedin, leaving behind his regiment and taking with him most of it's
heavy equipment.
Furthermore, it seems he's been fighting with the Otago
Regiment as a Sergeant, and has been spotted around Christchurch and Dunedin in
an Otago
"Guard" uniform.
Accordingly, the Acting Regimental Commander,
Major
Darkferret, has invited him to a
"military parade", where he will be seized, and after a proper court-martial, stripped
of rank and command and shot. The silly sod probably thinks he's going to get a
medal or something.
Unfortunately, this is bound to go down badly with the Otago Regiment, and the
subsequent "exercises" are likely to involve a few deaths.
Order of Battle
| 12:30 |
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Armour assembles at Jellie Park |
| 13:00 |
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Infantry musters at Jellie Park |
| 13:30 |
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Public Court Martial and Execution |
| 13:45 |
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Military Excercises AKA Fraticidal Conflict |
| 14:10 |
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Half Time. Officers "negotiate", other ranks "fraternize" |
| 14:20 |
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Battle Contines. Canterbury "repossesses" misappropriated armour;
monsters and secret weapons are employed. |
| 14:40 |
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Battle grinds to a close. Hand-shaking and clean-up ensues. |
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sucker
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Rules of War
- Read the Military Handbook
- As this is an inter-KAOS battle, there will be waterguns on the field,
and these are likely to tend towards larger battlefield weapons,
although we ask you to keep them down to about one per squad (roughly 4 people).
Please take obvious torso shots from these gracefully.
- Please don't destroy the props, they were hard to build and we plan on
using them again.
- Please don't use use flour-bombs or porridge. Water-bombs are encouraged.
Post-War
All combatants are invited to attend the 48 Hour Party that evening. So
long as you don't make an ass of yourself, the hosts will probably be fine with you.
Whether or not you're fine with the hosts and their
trillions
of little KAOS hob-goblin friends is another matter.
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