Mustalids are inherently smutty mammals
What |
: | Pacifist Warfare between KAOS Canterbury and Assorted Other Forces. |
|---|---|---|
Where |
: | Holmes Park (English Street, Christchurch). |
When |
: | Saturday 2nd of July, 14:00 (2pm), during the 48 Hour Party |
Why |
: | The 48 Hour Party is a fine excuse dust off those weapons of mass amusement. |
Synopsis
Unless it rains, we'll muster at the Bordello around 1:30pm and from there march to Holmes Park (on English Street) at around 2pm, where we will proceed to wollop ALFs and each other with soft toy weapons.
We expect to field our collapsable tank, the HELS Jabberwocky, and several other outrageous special weapons.
If it rains, we'll have to find something else to do. Maybe laserstrike or minigolf or something. In uniform of course.
Order of Battle
| 12:00-ish | : | Armour assembles at Holmes Park |
|---|---|---|
| 13:30 | : | Infantry musters at The Bordello |
| 14:00 | : | Battle at Holmes Park (45 minutes to 2 hours depending of the enthusiasm of the combatants) |
| 18:00 | : | Post Battle Mess back at the Bordello |
Rules of War
- Read the Military Handbook
- As this is an inter-KAOS battle, there will be waterguns on the field, and these are likely to tend towards larger battlefield weapons, although we ask you to keep them down to about one per squad (roughly 4 people). Please take obvious torso shots from these gracefully.
- Please don't destroy the props, they were hard to build and we plan on using them again.
- Please don't use use flour-bombs or porridge. Water-bombs are encouraged.
Post-War
All combatants are invited to attend the 48 Hour Party that evening. So long as you don't make an ass of yourself, the hosts will probably be fine with you. Whether or not you're fine with the hosts and their trillions of little KAOS hob-goblin friends is another matter.
It's not goth, it's dark glam.
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