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Play card games rather than study
Playing card games in the common rooms has long been a staple form of social interaction for KAOS agents. Particularly popular games include: 500, Black Bitch (not the MS version), Scum, Bastard Gin, and Sex.
Learn to talk a load of shit

Talking shit in the LCR is a KAOS tradition with a long and proud history, which has been sadly neglected in recent years. The great days of premium grade conversational manure - rich and dark - have been replaced by the thin, watery chicken shit of the student loan era. The MTV and microwave dinner generation only have the attention span for rabbit dropping quantities of shit, it seems. This makes me sad.

KAOS agents should consider it their duty to consider such things as the proper and correct way to construct an effective live frog launcher. They should, with an air of mock solemnity, contemplate the ways in which everything is better with monkeys. They should ponder why it is, that in any album review that features a song where someone is playing a banjo, the reviewer always seems to mention that they're "notoriously difficult to tune" - like they're somehow in league with a nervous guitar industry who's worried the kids will all suddenly switch to playing banjos or something - "Whoa! Dude! Did you see that kid in Deliverance with the banjo? That was jerkin', man. We should get ourselves some banjos and start a Jug band!" "Like, no way, dude. I hear they're really hard to tune and shit. Lets get some guitars and a drum machine, instead."

Play Strategy Boardgames
Avalon Hill used to be one of the best and biggest makers of board games, until they where bought out by Hasbro, asset stripped and had all but their most popular games canceled, so now the only place you'll find a copy of Advanced Civilization is on Ebay. These days, most of the interesting boardgames come from Europe, and Germany in particular. Check out Settlers of Catan, Carcasonne (particularly the Hunters and Gatherers varient), Diplomacy and Risk, amongst others. And play Dillon Burke's Housewar if you get the chance.
Play Cheapass Games
The underlying principle of Cheapass Games is that most card and board games all use a similar set of mechanics and basic pieces, and they cost too much. So they sell you just the bits that are different - the scenario and specific peices - leaving you to pick up dice, pawns, fake money and whatever from other games. Highlights include Lord of the Fries, Kill Doctor Lucky, Unexploded Cow and Witchtrial.
Take a Philosophy Course
A popular passtime amongst KAOS agents has been the taking of various philosophy papers, to supplement the degree with something interesting for a change, or just to figure out what all those people talking shit about ethics, logic, and the philosophy of mind are on about. Some people even get the bug and major in it, resulting in a degree that's not much more useless than anything else outside of the engineering school.
Play Role Playing Games
We mean the table top D&D variety, rather than anything more risque (though don't let me stop you). Many KAOS agents have played all kinds of RPGs from AD&D to various homebrew systems, but games like Call of Cthulhu and Paranoia, are quite popular for single session games, while the various White Wolf games cross over to the live action versions. And HOL is good for a laugh, if you've ever played any RPGs.
Play Live Action Role Playing Games
Most of the local games don't involve much action, as such, but a lot of interaction, and range from the commercial games like the various White Wolf World of Darkness games and Cthulhu live, to various homebrew systems and scenarios to more strategy oriented games like Kreigspeil Diplomacy.
Join the Mailling Lists
KAOS agents have been using electronic communications to announce parties and talk amongst themselves since before the third age of the internet. In the early ninties most of the discussion happened on the BBS Realm Of Insanity (ROI to his friends), but it has since moved out into mailing lists, this website, IRC and instant messaging.
Play Laser Strike
Laser Strike is a kind of IR remote control tag played in warehouse maze, while the Ulimate Game is the local BB gun tag in a forest game, both of which are kind of like our killing rounds.
Go to a late night Rocky Horror Picture Show session
It's best enjoyed in the stage play form or in a big theater full of people dress in costume, or at least bring the props, shouting out the audience participation lines and sing along with the songs.
Play Retro PC Games
Star Control 2 was so popular around '93 that the posting rate to the Realm Of Insanity BBS droped to a trickle for while everyone was playing it. KAOS agents have also been obsessed about the usual compliment of first person shooter, real time strategy games (starting with Dune 2), and the UFO/XCOM series, to the extent of playing RPGs based on it.
 

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