Stunts
Occasionally, we, in our attention-seeking manner, will contrive to pull stunts. Usually, these are wacky1 , spontaneous and involve at least some baking ingredients. In the past they have included the False Messiah Olympics, hosting afternoon tea inside elevators, the odd lecture stunt, and the trial and execution of wrongdoers from our killing rounds. If you feel a need to embarrass yourself in front of the rest of the university, simply try to coax other K.A.O.S members into partaking. If that doesn't work, the Dictator may be able to help.
The First Church of Christ, Loony
Early last year, one of our more venerable members, Mel,
decided to create a religion. The original aim was so he could be
registered as the leader of a religion. Strangely enough, many people showed
interest, and the religion has so far grown to 40-something members. This
has henceforth been adopted as the official K.A.O.S. state religion.
The Reformed Church of the Great Old Ones The less said about this nefarious cult, the better.
The First Church of Christ, Loony, is an order dedicated to the art of
laughter - specifically, the art of laughing at people who deserve it. So
if you guiltily enjoy a snigger at other people's misfortune, perhaps this
church is for you.
Currently, the church is led by the High Priest, Mel. Once every 6 months,
however, the offices of the church are shuffled and handed out to the
unfortunate members congregated at this Great Shuffle. In the first half of
the year, the office of High Priest comes up for shuffle, so if you have
ambitions in the direction of religious supremacy, perhaps joining is in
order...
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1. Wacky?! Soooooo '50's