The following people have contributed towards the production of this manifesto, and their input is valued:
The Dictator, for being glorious, and writing most of it. The Grand Vizier, for being competent and writing the rest. The rest of the Politburo for being there to look vacant at meetings, and for helping with sitting on the recruiting desk. The republic of Rome, for giving us gladiators, funky titles, and inventing those neat reclining couches. Picasso (no, not the Cubist), for taking photos and helping with editing. John Morton, for graciously managing the K.A.O.S. net domain. Chris Rigby, for not kicking up too much of a stink when we moved from his. The inventors of spam, for providing many a healthy and stimulating lunch. All the people who've hosted K.A.O.S. parties. The number 23. All Hail Eris!
The following people have contributed towards the production of this manifesto, and their input is not valued:
The mosquito that bit me last night. The people that make crappy infomercials, for bringing into the world such a brain destroying menace. The people that turn up to parties, drink all the punch, but never give us any money.
The small print - sucks more than the rest of this document
This document contains material that may be dangerous to small children. Beware of letting them play with paper, as they might get paper-cuts. The ink is poisonous to one person in 439, and if you're number 439, K.A.O.S. takes no responsibility if you should choose to eat this manifesto. Concealed within one of the photos is a microdot containing complete instructions to build a small antimatter bomb, using only a pound of Jelly, 5 toothpicks, a snail, some water, a 'Just add Water' anti-matter bomb kit, and a photo of Jenny Shipley. The Coroner General warns that ignoring this manifesto may be hazardous to your enjoyment of university life. We take no responsibility for anything where we have to give you money, work, time, or anything useful. We do take responsibility for anything harmless, but generally amusing. This product was brought to you by the Childrens' Television workshop, and our beloved Dictator.| Last: Calendar | Back to the Introduction |