Killing as an Organised Sport: Party Manifesto
What is K.A.O.S.?
Most people on campus would tell you we're a bunch of weirdoes who run around university wielding flourescent coloured water pistols, causing mayhem, and generally being strange. Well, we'd say almost exactly the same thing - except with pride.
K.A.O.S. (Killing as an Organised Sport) is a club dedicated to pursuing the
true student life of missing lectures, drinking, playing card games and, most
of all, having fun. We also enjoy shooting at each other. Usually with water
pistols
1
. If the thought
of charging around university armed to the teeth makes you get excited, check
out the section on Killing Rounds
later in this guide. You should probably also see a psychiatrist. We also throw
parties renowned for being the most
debauched since ancient Greece.
The club is run by our beloved Dictator, who rules with an iron fist.
Beneath him is the clique of adoring lackeys who carry out his every whim.
As these adoring lackeys don't exist in large numbers, there is alos the
Politburo, a group whose stunning dedication
to getting things done bears no parallel.
Where to find us
During term time, you can usually find us in the Lower Common Room (LCR) on
the first floor of the Student Union building. It's the big airport lounge with blue carpet,
above the Ballroom. Check out this (kinda huge) map if you're not sure.
You can also contact us by phoning the Dictator on 383-2524, or e-mailing
dictator@kaos.org.nz.
Manifesto:
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1. Though sometimes with NERF guns.
