Section Five: KAOS Parties
These are held regularly at the homes of various KAOS agents. These
parties are open only to KAOS members and their guests. We tolerate
no crashers or anti-social behaviour. Note that our definition of
anti-social behaviour may differ from everyone else's, but breaking
things and people is generally not appreciated.
If you break something you are expected to pay for it. Tell the
people that live at the party venue that you have broken something and
make arrangements with them immediately.
If you start a fight or do anything silly like slam dancing you will
be thrown out of the party and told where to go in no uncertain terms.
We will not hesitate to call the Police if you prove obstinate. We
hope that we do not have to do this.
Water pistols are acceptable at parties so long as they are only used
outside, and so long as you understand that if you annoy someone that
you may then get very, very wet that night.
In the unlikely event that you think something is wrong with the party
(for example; a fight has broken out, someone has been injured,
someone is harassing someone) then you should do one of the following;
- Yell "HELP" really loudly, people will come running.
- Find a member of the Politburo, they know what to do.
Enjoy the KAOS parties, have a good time, that is what they are there
for. KAOS has a long and proud history of debauchery and decadence
and we hope you live up to it. Awards will be given for memorable
behaviour at parties throughout the year.
KAOS Awards
At the final party of the year those KAOS agents most deserving will
be given awards to mark their achievements. Awards may be given for
anything which the Dictator considers noteworthy, ranging from the
"Sitting Duck" awards for the first agent killed in a round to the
infamous "You Sicko" award. If you're really good (or bad...) you
might even get a medal.
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