K.A.O.S. V.I.P.s

• The Dictator may be referred to as the Mighty One, Captain My Captain, Yes Mr President, Mr BIG, Numero Uno, or as he is known by his friends, Benfold!

  It is his job to put some organisation into this bowl of allsorted nuts. Yes he shall be your Captain aboard the Friendly Skies of K.A.O.S. the man at whom the buck stops, to whom the scape can be goated. Now being the man to whom one's goat is scaped is not something he aspires to, so his message is clear: "While engaging in K.A.O.S. activities try not to ruin someone else's day, if for no other reason than that if your antics cause me to receive flack from the powers that be I'll have you rounded up and shot! You'll have a nice day you hear."

Other people of importance within the K.A.O.S. structure are the members of the Politburo who, for reasons of service to K.A.O.S. or blackmail and bribery, have been awarded by the mighty one, positions of power. Those wielding power are:

• The Voice in the Ear of God, or as he is more widely known N.M.L. A man well suited to the job of advising (restraining) the almighty one. Deep down, past his K-9s, he's a caring chappy who just wants to be loved.

• The Lord Hi Marshal of Decadence, Grand Knight of the Realm (The Mighty Dibble Slayer), or Sir, is a Politburon sent to save your soul from the corruption of the twentieth century i.e. alcohol, wild women and socialism. A man who bravely fights for the cause, fighting fire with fire.

• The Lord Hi Executioner, or the Lady in Black, is the Diciator's personal body guard. It is her job to enforce the Laws of K.A.O.S. be her methods overt or covert. So BE PURE, BE VIGILANT, BEHAVE!

• The Assassin: all that you need to know is that he is the dictator's personal assassin. (So sleep with your eyes open).

• The Lord Hi Armourer - Q, has the duty of ensuing that weapons used by aqents in killing rounds are regulated. Any new weapons must be submitted to him for official approval. Q is also the dualing master and will judge, and enforce dualing protocol.

• The Lord Hi Elite, is responsible for evaluating the nature of new operatives. Via his testing of new agents he ensures that no agents of the inappropriate nature slip through our vetting procedure.

• The Master of Counter Intelligence, "Yes Mr President", alias Agent Otto, is the head of the K.I.A. and is in charge of running killing rounds. If you have any ideas for killing rounds he is the man to see. Although it is only fair to warn you... don't call him stupid (we just got the blood stains removed from last time).