|
Remember:
Death before Dipsomania,
Dishonour before Death,
Drinks Before Dinner.
To become a K.A.O.S. operative you will need
to do the following:
- Fill In An Agent Dossier.
If you don't yet have a code name, just
leave this space blank. Aliases include
nicknames, etc. Safe house availability means
"can we use your place for a K.A.O.S. party
sometime?"
- Pay Us Money!
Fees this year are $5, and cover your
K.A.O.S. badge, dossier photo and the photocopying
of the brief (plus G.S.T.).
- Collect Your Badge And Brief.
You may also want to buy a K.A.O.S. T-shirt.
These are available from our desk on clubs day.
- Get Your Dossier Photograph Taken.
Details of where to go will be passed on
verbally on Clubs Day. If you miss out you will
have to supply your own passport sized photo
(black and white) before you can take part in a
round
- Read This Brief.
This will tell you most of the things you
need to know about K.A.O.S. In particular,
acquaint yourself with the location of the
notice board, which is the principal means
whereby the Politburo communicates with its
agents.
- Attend The Briefing Meeting.
This will be held Friday 15th March at
1.30pm sharp, in the Upper Cafe. K.A.O.S. holds
only one official meeting a year, and this is
it. The first of many unofficial meetings will
be held immediately afterwards.
This is your mission, Should you choose to
accept it and not be successful, the secretary
will disavow all knowledge of your actions. Good
luck.
N.B. This paper bas been impregnated with a
powerful neurotoxin. Should you fail to join
K.A.O.S. within tbe next fifteen seconds, no
power on earth can save you.
|