Caution:

• Thou shalt not shoot innocent bystanders.
• Thou shalt not get up the noses of the UCSA Staff (however the nasal cavities of the Exec are eminently suited to this pursuit)
• Thou shalt not.do anything which will cause the University to give the Dictator flak.
• Thou shalt not mutilate club badges.

N.B.The surgeon general has determined eating badges to be a health hazard. The Witchfinder General has determined eating badges to be sick and depraved.

KAOS uniform:
KAOS T-shirts are the official uniform for KAOS battles, and may be obtained from the Politburo. Once in a while we will hold slightly more formal events (e.g. the end of year awards ceremony) and would appreciate it if you turned up in garb befitting the spirit of KAOS.

KAOS parties:
These are held regularly at the homes of various KAOS agents and will be announced on the, noticeboard. They feature unrivalled drunkenness and debauchery; rumours even claim that the great flying party was started by KAOS agents (see the Hitchhikers Guide). These parties are open only to KAOS members and proof of membership will be required for entry (one KAOS badge between two people). We tolerate no crashers or anti-social behaviour. Note that our definition of anti-social may not match up with everyone else's, although breaking things and people is generally not appreciated.

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