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Poison comes in two types, contact and ingestive. Contact poison must touch the victim's skin and leave visible traces (toothpaste has been used to good effect in the past). The poison must be applied to something the victim is going to touch and not to the victim herself. Care should be taken not to kill one's self through careless application. Ingested poison must be drunk or eaten to take effect and must be tasteable. At least some of the poisoned food/drink must be voluntarily consumed by the victim (not forced down their throat). The killer is expected to replace any food or drink ruined.

Bombs must have material components (eg. a cigarette box, plasticine and string) and should have a label with detonation trigger and blast radius for the victim to discover after the supposed detonation. Letter bombs kill one person only - the person who opens it. Package bombs and other such devices have a kill radius determined by their actual size (consult Q). Everyone within the blast radius of the bomb gets killed including youself if you're too close. Trip wires and other such devices may be used to detonate bombs. Don't make your bomb too big, thermonuclear devices have nasty side affects like taking out the cafes or even the bar!

Honey Traps involves seducing your target and passing on some communicable disease you have previously purchased from the person running the round, or Q. Cures for such diseases may also be purchased for the right price), and assassins really come into their own on this one.

Other weapons may be used once approved by Q and the Politburo. Applications should be submitted to Q on the appropriate form.

Please remember KAOS is supposed to be fun so don't do anything that will ruin someone else's day. You're trying to kill your victim, not hurt them. Style will often lead to more recognition than efficiency.


Assassins:
These are KAOS agents who have not signed up for the round in which they will be employed. They can be hired with the permission of the dictator or the person running the round and become an extension of yourself (ie. if they are killed you are killed, if they succeed then you succeed). The price of the assassin will be dependent on his or her skill, you get what you pay for. Payment will normally be made in the traditional KAOS unit of currency, the chocolate fish. The name of the assassin and his client must be posted on the noticeboard at least one hour before he becomes active. (This gives your victim at least a sporting chance). Agents eliminated from the round cannot rejoin it as assassins.

Duelling:
Official KAOS duels shall be fought by decree of the Dictator, or her permission for one granted at the request of an agent in order to settle differences honourably. Such differences include settling disputes during a round, deciding a final winner in a round at its end, or determining who buys a round at Happy hour. Seconds must be appointed and a challenge delivered in the appropriate manner. Proper duelling etiquette must be observed, Some suggested methods of dueling are eggings on either side of the Avon, S.C.A. combat, tequilas at ten paces or pneumatic ice propulsion.

Executions:
These will be called for by the Dictator in the event of any agent committing treasonous offences which in the opinion of the Politburo deserve such punishment. They will be carried out in the time honoured fashion of degradation, humiliation and saturation. If you find this objectionable, ensure you do nothing to incur the wrath of the Dictator.

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