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Poison comes in two types, contact and
ingestive. Contact poison must touch the victim's
skin and leave visible traces (toothpaste has been
used to good effect in the past). The poison must be
applied to something the victim is going to touch
and not to the victim herself. Care should be taken
not to kill one's self through careless application.
Ingested poison must be drunk or eaten to take
effect and must be tasteable. At least some of the
poisoned food/drink must be voluntarily consumed by
the victim (not forced down their throat). The
killer is expected to replace any food or drink
ruined.
Bombs must have material components
(eg. a
cigarette box, plasticine and string) and should
have a label with detonation trigger and blast
radius for the victim to discover after the supposed
detonation. Letter bombs kill one person only - the
person who opens it. Package bombs and other such
devices have a kill radius determined by their
actual size (consult Q). Everyone within the blast
radius of the bomb gets killed including youself if
you're too close. Trip wires and other such devices
may be used to detonate bombs. Don't make your bomb
too big, thermonuclear devices have nasty side
affects like taking out the cafes or even the bar!
Honey Traps involves seducing your target and
passing on some communicable disease you have
previously purchased from the person running the
round, or Q. Cures for such diseases may also be
purchased for the right price), and assassins really
come into their own on this one.
Other weapons may be used once approved by Q
and the Politburo. Applications should be submitted
to Q on the appropriate form.
Please remember KAOS is supposed to be fun
so don't do anything that will ruin someone
else's day. You're trying to kill your
victim, not hurt them. Style will often lead
to more recognition than efficiency.
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Assassins:
These are KAOS agents who have not signed up for
the round in which they will be employed. They can
be hired with the permission of the dictator or the
person running the round and become an extension of
yourself (ie. if they are killed you are killed, if
they succeed then you succeed). The price of the
assassin will be dependent on his or her skill, you
get what you pay for. Payment will normally be made
in the traditional KAOS unit of currency, the chocolate
fish. The name of the assassin and his client must
be posted on the noticeboard at least one hour
before he becomes active. (This gives your victim at
least a sporting chance). Agents eliminated from the
round cannot rejoin it as assassins.
Duelling:
Official KAOS duels shall be fought by decree of
the Dictator, or her permission for one granted at
the request of an agent in order to settle
differences honourably. Such differences include
settling disputes during a round, deciding a final
winner in a round at its end, or determining who
buys a round at Happy hour. Seconds must be
appointed and a challenge delivered in the appropriate
manner. Proper duelling etiquette must be
observed, Some suggested methods of dueling are
eggings on either side of the Avon, S.C.A. combat,
tequilas at ten paces or pneumatic ice propulsion.
Executions:
These will be called for by the Dictator in the
event of any agent committing treasonous offences
which in the opinion of the Politburo deserve such
punishment. They will be carried out in the time
honoured fashion of degradation, humiliation and
saturation. If you find this objectionable, ensure
you do nothing to incur the wrath of the Dictator.
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