The KAOS Calendar
- Wednesday, March 8th
Club Day. KAOS signs up new members; Photos will be taken in the
International Room (up the main stairs, turn right, turn left at
Canta, down to the end of the lockers, turn right).
- Friday, March 10th
The Briefing Meeting. To be held in the Stud. Ass. Lecture Room
(Room 45 - up the main stairs, turn left), at 8 pm sharp. This will
be followed by a KAOS party at a central city location, Bus leaves
for the Square at 8:22. BYO strong liquor, whips, chains, frilly
underwear.
- Monday, March 13th
The first Killing Round. Starts on Monday at 9 am, finishes on
Friday, at the beginning of Happy Hour, or when there is only one
agent surviving (whichever comes first).
- Wednesday, March 15th
Ides of March Toga Party. Contact a member of the Politburo for
the address. Togas essential, BYO wine and grapes (little boys
supplied).
- Friday, March 17th
St Patrick's Day Party. Wear green or civilian clothing and
balaclava.
- Monday, March 20th
Second Killing Round, Starts 9 am, finishes Thursday Happy Hour.
- Thursday, March 23rd
A party if someone can provide a venue. See the Dictator.
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K.A.O.S.
Killing As Organised Sport is a club
dedicated to:
- the enjoyment of 1ife (and death) in all its
facets
- lightening the atmosphere of the University
- taking the mickey out of anything mickeable.
- defending the reputation of Canterbury on the
battlefield
- throwing the wildest parties since the ancient
Greeks
- Covert Operations: Killing Rounds
- These are run at least once a month, often
weekly, and range from simple trace and terminate
assignments to more elaborate and rewarding
missions. Water pistols are the standard weapon,
but other weapons may be used if approved by Q
and the Politburo. To take part in rounds, you
must be a member and will need to sign the sheet
posted on our noticeboard the week before the
round begins.
- Overt Operations: Battles
- From time to time, KAOS supremacy is challenged
by some bunch of damned imperialist royalists who
seem to think some chap called Alf and the Wizard
of Christchurch are the best things since sliced
bread, or by a loony group of octopus worshipping
religious nutters known as the New Church of the
Great Old Ones. At these times we add the paper
sword and the flour bomb to our arsenal, raise
the KAOS flag and make mincemeat of the
opposition.
- Pervert Operations: Parties
- KAOS parties are infamous enough to have merited
a full page expose in Canta (Vol 58, No 7, 1988)
complete with photos. They have to be experienced to be
believed, but are open only to KAOS members.
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