You were told: that K.A.O.S. is just another Uni club; that we are all slack, time wasting
bastards. You were told we were attention seeking weirdoes. Everything you were told citizen, was a
lie! K.A.O.S is an ancient secret society, hell bent on Total World Domination ™.
One of the ways we are doing this is through spreading confusion amongst the general, unenlightened
populace by way of stunts. Unfortunately last year we were
infiltrated by an agent of the "Illuminati"1 and few
stunts were arranged. I however plan to rectify this.
Some plans that are currently being formulated are: international pirate day; lightsaber duels;
drag races2 various Matrix things and science experiments
gone awry. These will only work if you participate and I have permission from the Dictator to use
any means necessary. Now you will probably have said this before but:
IF YOU HAVE AN IDEA, TELL ME.
I'm pretty easy to get hold of and you may be rewarded for your assistance. Thinking up stunts is a
rewarding activity in itself as it generally involves large amounts of caffeine, booze or other
chemicals and as little sleep as possible3. So go ahead
you know you want to.
Leonardus Ratten, Minister of Confusion.
"I'm not asking for your life, I can take that. What I'm asking for is
your soul, only you can give me your soul."
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Sometimes we collect money and buy movie tickets, or go to the beach. Sometimes we dress up and
find somebody to squirt, or blatter with a fun-noodle. We might go to Otago, across town, or just
across the river. Wherever it is, it's an expedition, and whatever else we're doing, we're having
more fun than you!
Just in the last year, we've crossed swords with such varied and assorted villians as ALFs
Imperial Army, the Asian Ancestral Army,
the New Carthaginian Light Marine Infantry, the Reformed Church of the Great Old Ones,
and of course KAOS Otago (we've also been to quite a few of their parties).
So if you want to be in on the fun too, join our mailinglist
(http://kaos.org.nz/mailman/listinfo/kea/),
check out our webpage
(http://kaos.org.nz/kea/)
or just talk to the Lieutenant-Colonel (email
colonel@kaos.org.nz
or look for him at a party where he'll be engaged in some sort of
conduct-unbecoming; nothing funny you understand, have to keep warm).
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