Following years of my own extensive field research, the Dictator has requested my presence on the Politburo in an advisory role on How Agents Die. As the resident expert, I am able to deduce who killed the agent, calculate how, estimate when, have a guess at where and take a wild stab at why. And a wild stab, incidentally, is what you will get if you disagree with me.

If you have a problem regarding the who, how and why surrounding your untimely demise, you can come to me. It is my task to examine such disputes and declare whom, if anyone, is deceased and, if necessary, recommend appropriate action.

You may contact me by email (coroner@kaos.org.nz) or find me in the Lower Common Room.

The beady eyes that pierce straight into yours from a darkened corner of the room. That shadowy figure that follows you home...

I have nothing to do with that guy. He's kinda creepy.

I am the swift and furious vengeance, the dark gloved fist and silent steel blade of the politburo.

I am Karmic Retribution.

And if you steal the cookie from the cookie jar, you'll enter a world of pain.

I also like poetry, foreign films, and making daisy chains.

Contact: stealth@kaos.org.nz

The Wizard: http://www.wizard.gen.nz

This is the homepage of the official Wizard of New Zealand, classified by art galleries and critics as a Living Work of Art, designer of the Post-Modern Cosmology, theorist of the Fun Revolution, founder of the Imperial British Conservative Party, role-model for Post-Feminist men, and Metaphysical Engineer.

Alfs Imperial Army: http://homepages.paradise.net.nz/~serpent/alfs/

This bunch are the sworn enemies of the KAOS Expeditionary Army. Well, they fight a lot anyway. You can easily tell them apart as they wear red jackets, white hats, and usually speak with a British Accent. A more formal pacifist warfare group.

The Reformed Church Of The Great Old Ones:

This is not a secret society dedicated to unleashing the Elder Gods of the Cthulhu Mythos and drowning the world in blood and madness, because they don't exist. Not even a little bit.

SAGA: http://saga.xi.co.nz/

Fundamentally, SAGA is a role-playing and war gaming club, because that is what its members meet twice weekly to do. However SAGA is also a social group, where role-players and gamers and their like can meet people with similar interests.

The New Carthaginian Light Marine Infantry

This is no mindless rabble of orcs. These are NCLMI. Their armour is thick and their shields are broad.

Ensoc: http://www.ensoc.canterbury.ac.nz/

Ensoc isn't weird, it's like a kind of control sample. If Ensoc didn't exist, we'd have to invent them, for the sake of contrast. Fortunately, they saved us the effort.