Dictatorship and organisation don't often go well together. There's that whole madness that comes with the power, you know how it is.

That's where the Vizier comes in.

Taking the onerous tasks and minute details of organisation off the Dictator's hands, leaving them free for more important actions. Such as executions and taking advantage of nubile, oiled bodies.

Approach the Vizier first with your ideas, pleas and threats, and with sufficient bribes, I'll consider their worthiness to be presented before the Dictator.

Contact the Vizier at vizier@kaos.org.nz. Want to speak to me in person? I'm most likely to be found scheming in the Lower Common Room.

The Floozy takes care of the Dictator's... "personal" needs, and sees that the Dictator gets what she wants, how she wants and when she wants. Always. It's her job to keep the Dictator happy, at any cost. She does whatever it takes, be it organising assassinations or executions, making coffee, pouring alcoholic beverages, acquiring candy, or performing oral sex, just as long as it keeps our Illustrious Leader content.

The Floozy gets to do all the jobs, all the errands and all the men that our Dictator doesn't have time to do herself.

Likes:

Combat boots, tall blond men and/or elves, candy, and tha moon.

Dislikes include:

Children, running out of booze, children, seeing her beloved Dictator upset, and children.

Contact:

floozy@kaos.org.nz

Greetings, citizen. I, the Mistress of Propaganda, am an upstanding, highly moral and ethical individual. I ensure that the public face of our glorious leader remains untarnished in the eyes of her subjects.

My portfolio also includes the management and administration of Killing Rounds.

If you wish a killing round to be run, come see me. If you want to run a killing round, come see me. If you want to be [CENSORED], come see me.

I disapprove of the use of bribery and frown upon corruption. I am also partial to people who give me nice things and [CENSORED]. You can e-mail me (propaganda@kaos.org.nz) or find me [CENSORED] in the Lower Common Room.

This year I want you to do more stunts, more killing rounds, more battles, more drinking and of course, more partying. When I ask you to do a stunt, dont worry that people look at you strangely. They want to be crazy too, they just need some encouragement.

So go on, encourage them. If you dont want to, send them to me and I'll do it.

Also if theres no stunt/party/killing round/drinkies planned or you have an idea (it doesnt have to be good) tell me. I'll sort something out.

Fight the apathy!

Contact: confusion@kaos.org.nz