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KAOS, whats it all about?

It's about pretentious looking waterpistols. Silly ideas. Slacking around. Not looking for trouble, but finding it anyway. It's about excess.

It's all about having FUN! Good clean fun. Bad dirty fun. As you like it. But don't hurt others on your way, KAOS is about killing not hurting!

How do we have fun? We have parties, oh so many parties (See Page 03), we play cards between lectures1, we have killing rounds (See Page 04), we pull off stunts (See Page 06). If it sounds like fun we'll probably give it a go.

What's the most important thing about being in KAOS? WASH! WITH SOAP! REGULARLY! No really, we mean it. It's the only universal intolerance we have. Smelly people are yucky. Think about it. Lots of close contact, too many people in a small flat.... Being a bastard is liable to get you expelled from a party, being smelly is liable to make you a pariah.

This year the Dictator is MAD KEEN to see LOTS of silly nonsense. If you've got a fantastic idea bring it to her, or any of the Politburo.

1. Snigger. Lectures? What?

Spider on a bottle of vodka

Contents

Page 00   @ Front Cover
Page 01   @ KAOS, what's it all about?
Page 02   @ Contents
Page 03   @ Parties
Page 04   @ Killing Rounds
Page 05   @ Splinter Groups
Page 06   @ Stunts
Page 07   @ The Politburo In All Our Glory
Page 08   @ The Dictator
Page 09   @ The Floozy
Page 10   @ The Dictator's Bodyguard
Page 11   @ Calendar
Page 13   @ The Propaganda Minister
Page 14   @ The Administer of Infernal Affairs
Page 15   @ The Dictator's Henchman
Page 16   @ Q
Page 17   @ The Chancellor
Page 18   @ KAOS Expeditionary Army Rep.
Page 19   @ Anti-Sex Police Rep.
Page 20   @ Where the hell do I find things?
Page 21   @ Operation Launchpad
Page 22   @ Credits
Page 23   @ Back Cover

The Politburo Slideshow

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