Credits and Disclaimers

If anybody asks, it was Trond wot done it, I was on completely the other side of town when it happened, no one saw me, and it was probably also Brian, he's just the type, shifty looking you kno, sell their own grandmuffers they wud.

Uffa people wot elped woz

Simeon, by looking pretty. Phil for pedantry beyond the call of duty.

Trond by inspiring us to all be better people, and to go to public school and be used as toast racks.

Carolyn, for distracting Trond.

Rebecca, for helping out and driving the Plymouth.

Kylie Minogue, for dancing to mindless pap whilst wearing very tight pants, the guy who invented coffee and milk in a tube, Microsoft for teaching me that anyone can make money even if your product doesn't work, the Lozanov Institute for teaching people 150 new French words in one hour (those crazy Bulgarians, what will they think of next), to the people at Hostess for not exporting Twinkies outside of the US, pack of wankers, just you wait.

No chickens, Donkeys or Swedish tourists were harmed in the making of this document, though they would have been if we had has access to them.

This document was made on 100% bleached, dioxin encrusted non-biodegrable paper and I can personally vouch for the fact that we wasted heaps of perfectly good paper trying to get the page numbers in the right place.

Also every part of this document is known to have come from GM-modified sources especially the snacks we ate while preparing it.

A fair amount of violence and bad language was used during the making of this document, I distinctly remember Simeon calling me a Fish Monkey Arse Bastard at least twice.

Created and published by Michael Dawson a.k.a. Schmoo © Copyright 2002
Photography by Phil and Nicole. Webbed and updated by Simeon a.k.a. Webmonkey.